YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES
(via neonari)
this sounds like a time lord question bahaha
have you ever gotten a boner that rips the fabric of space and time
(via neonari)
“don’t forget to call Desiree” aka my last opening at Starbucks and my second to last shift LOL. I<3mybaristas :) (Taken with instagram)
who invented king arthur’s round table?
SIR CUMFERENCE
BLESS 1000 PEOPLE APPRECIATE SHIT JOKES
Okay, fun fact, I got this one time in a Christmas cracker and I cried because I was laughing so hard. (I wish I were exaggerating.) This is precisely my kind of humour, and Christmas crackers usually are not, and shock does crazy things to a person.
yesssssss. my reaction to all of these all the time
(Source: lewlewlew, via absolutelyfrantastic)
2012: the year of the archers ⇢
Why “douchebag” is an awesome insult:
When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,
“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”
THIS
YES
(via huntingforcherubs)
#picstitch it’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a UFO! #supermoon #cnn #ireport #cnnireport (Taken with instagram)
this made me think of (click the photo!)
(Source: therodbenson, via ralphslauren)
